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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Ask the Experts: The Advent of Saga

The debut of a new Rider is always the source for some discussion. Especially when said Rider has had a great deal of build-up to their premiere. Did they live up to the hype? Will they go down as one of the all-time greats, a truly groundbreaking character that redefines what it means to be a Kamen Rider? Will they be worthy of achieving the same kind of respect and admiration as a Rider 1, a V3, a BLACK, and Agito? (In other words, will they ever make it into a really great Playstation 2 game?) Will they, in short, be THE Rider of the series, even if they're not the lead?

Pfffft, what do I care? I'll probably just say Rider 2's cooler anyway. Which is why, in the interest of fairness, I once again asked some of the stars themselves to weigh in on the latest Rider of all... Kamen Rider Saga!

I won't speak of the Kamen Rider 2009 rumors until I get something more concrete.

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed below do not necessarily conform to the opinions of Igadevil. Numerous series Spoilers also run rampant, so reader beware.

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Asakura Takeshi Asakura Takeshi
Ex-Convict, Was all the rage in 2002

Wow, so like, this Saga guy, right? A vaguely snake-themed Rider with some purple on 'im who is the butt-kickingest baddest-assest mutha alive? Yeah, haven't seen that before. Also, I liked his belt better when it was called Ridol and didn't talk like Cyber Chip 'n Dale. Also: I'm getting nervous!!1!

Seriously, what is this #$%&? Man, remember the good old days?

Like back in 2002, when Ryuki was new. When the newest Rider of all was... me. That's right!

Like an unexpected punch to the face, I came outta nowhere right as everyone was finished wiping the spat drinks off their screens when it was revealed that Raia was 1) a dude and 2) Ultraman Agul. Oh and the rhino guy was introduced, but who liked him? I punked that loser fair and square... well okay, Kitaoka sort of helped out with that huge attack that like blows up the whole world that he has. Okay fine, so that wasn't really my doing at all, I just came in and stole the kill, like a l33t n00b in [INSERT FIRST PERSON SHOOTER OF CHOICE HERE]. Or somethin'. But come on, how awesome was that? After all that angsting on the part of Ren how he couldn't kill a dude, even if he was a horrible jerk who treats killing people like part of some big video game... in I come, and wipe the floor with that dork like it was going out of style. Oh yeah, baaaaaaay-be.

Okay, how about Imperer/Impaler/Impala/Inpalamadingdongwhatever? I showed that beeyotch who's the man, didn't I? Well okay, I guess Tiger stabbing him through the guts sort of sealed the deal anyway... okay so that doesn't really count either. Still, there's another one I totally owned beforehand. Remember when he like, had that piece of paper or something, and there was stuff? I dunno, the end of the series is kinda a blur to me. Like, remember how I burned to death in that exploding car, but was fine like 10 minutes later? Yeah.

Oh, I know! Raia. Took that pink bastard down like nobody's business, right? Well okay, I guess he was kind of handicapped since his... well, hand was busted up by that monster and all. Also, he sort of was doing a sacrifice since I was intending to kill Kido, so it really wasn't a planned kill per se. I mean, sure, I wanted to kill him, but not then and there, so it kinda doesn't count either, does it? I mean, it's like if Kazami accidentally killed the Destron Leader when he was talking, he wouldn't really be getting proper revenge, would he? Alright, alright...

Aha... Goro when he was Zolda in the last episode! Took down his— well, okay. I guess he did sort of have a death wish and all at that point, plus he essentially won since I thought I was killing Kitaoka, but it turned out to be his metro bodyguard/butler. So I got screwed, and then I went and got shot the hell up... don't worry, I got better. Still though... okay so we won't count that one either. Man, running low on options here...

Ooooooh, I got it. Scissors in the TV Special. I took him down fair and— what? It's not in continuity? That shouldn't matter! Verde's in that, you're telling me he's not in continuity either?

What? I don't know what happened to him in the series. Sure as hell wasn't the first to go though, seeing as how he like, had a billion dollars and was a friggin' tactical genius. He only died cuz Ren had like, pre-death final attack™ like that boss in Final Fantasy VI who casts Ultima before he dies. You know, the tower dude. So Verde was probably, I dunno, on an island in Tahiti the whole time and kept his monster fed on a steady diet of Strawberry Daiquiris and oyster crackers.

Okay fine... so I didn't really kill any Riders in a fair fight, you happy? Jeez. Killed enough Monsters though, didn't I? I sure did.

Oh wait, I got it. I killed my own brother and Femme's older sister in the movie. There!

...helpless innocents you say? Come on man, can't you give a guy a break? I mean, if they really wanted to, they coulda like, whacked me with their shoes to death or something. Right?

Whatever. Those were still the days, man. Back when I used to be somebody. I used to be the STRONGEST RIDER EVER *and* the most badass. I was the Hannibal Lecter of Riders. The Joker of Riders. The whatever-that-crazy-guy-from-"Battle Royale"-that-I-kinda-riffed-on-was-called of Riders. Then Kaixa comes along, and I'm yesterday's news, kiddo.

Well, until Dragon Knight starts, then I'll be—

What? I'm being replaced by some other guy? And now I'm called Strike?

Times like this, I wish I hadn't killed my agent...

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NEXTy Kazami Shirô NEXTy Kazami Shirô
Ex-IT company president/Wine aficionado

Not now. Can't you see I'm decanting wine? Please do no interrupt me during this sacred moment.

And this is no ordinery wine either. Château Pétrus from 1964. That's like, seriously old wine right there. Back in 64, before you were born. I had a slightly older bottle I was decanting but then Hongô showed up asking about my sister. Joke's on him: I don't have a sister!

Well okay, I do. I wish I didn't though.

Seriously, I was all like "Hey, let's make this one a love story too, except it'll be good because it'll be a love story between me and a hot new NEXTy Junko. And the surprise twist... it ends happily!" Everybody wins, right?

But they were like "Nah, this one's going to be a horror film. We haven't quite figured out where the horror will come from though. It has to be something scary. You know, like a monster that kills people. Maybe slices them up, stabs them, that sort of thing. We've got a PG-12 rating so we can have a lot of blood and really gory deaths, but we've got no monsters. I mean really, can you think of any good monsters we could use that would stab/cut people up? Perhaps they have bladed hands, or maybe even a chainsaw. But who could we possibly use? If only we could think of someone."

And they went on: "Also, as for motivation... we haven't figured that out, either. Maybe they kill people as part of some greater evil plan... but whose plan? Who could possibly be behind a series of gruesome killings, who would benefit? We don't have anyone in the movie would be capable of something so terrible. Why, you'd need characters so evil and sadistic, they'd want nothing short of world domination to carry out killings like that."

And finally, they decided: "Hey, I know. The killer is your sister, Kazami. And she's trying to get revenge on the label people, because she's a pop start now, right? Except she died but came back as a mutant due to these nano-thingies. The same ones that turn you into V3, except you don't get the ability to come back to life and create a killer ghost double of yourself, you just kick stuff and it explodes. Oh also, there's a bunch of other killings in the script, we'll make her do those too. Yes I know, those people actually had nothing to do with her getting killed. But really, who else could do them? If only there were some other villains in the movie... So she kills them because they're listening to the one song she recorded before she died. Well, killed herself, but she blames it on everybody else. We're gonna sell the song on CD too, it'll be a big hit! Oh also, she's all ugly and stuff, so we're spending most of the budget on that. So sorry about the non-functional V3 Hopper."

So in short: Miyauchi? Was one lucky bastard.

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Shadow Moon Shadow Moon
Century King/Former SONY spokesman

Wow, so this Saga guy, right? The main hero's childhood best friend who grows up to tragically be his ultimate enemy, and he's treated as near-royalty by his followers and destined to lead them to a new empire on Earth. Yeah, haven't seen that one before.

Just wait. He probably gets to kill Birugenia too.

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ShindôShindô
TriStar Productions President

Chiharu must live on. Even if she's dead. She must live. Dead or not, she must go on living. Because while she lives, she brings in the money. While she's dead, she doesn't. So it's simple as that. She must live. If she lives, the money comes in. If she doesn't, it doesn't. So therefore, Chiharu must live. If she doesn't live, we can't sell any more CDs with her face on them, because who wants to listen to a dead person? Dead people never stay famous, everyone knows that. So Chiharu must live. While she lives, our sales live as well. They die when she dies. They live while she lives. So if she dies, they can't live anymore because they die on account of the fact that she no longer lives. In other words, our sales live only while Chiharu lives, so as long as she isn't dead they live, because when she dies they die to and as a result of her non-living, our sales die, so she must live if we are to— OH GOD NO MY ARM! ARGH! GET THEM OUT OF HERE! SECURITY! SECURITY! HELP! OH GOD NO THEY'RE EVERYWHERE OH MOTHER OF ALL THAT'S HOLY THEY GOT MY ARM! NO! MY SPLEEN! THEY ARRRRRRRRRGHHHH! EVERYWHERE! HELP! HELP ME, THERE ARE MUPPETS IN MY COCKPITAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGgjhadlkj dp03 0idsdskd skadad333333333333fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Note from Igadevil: Sadly, before he could finish giving his opinion on Kamen Rider Saga, Shindô-san was devoured by rabid Katô Kazuki fangirls upset over how his screen time detracted from his costar's.

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Evil ShizukaEvil Shizuka
Will eat your soul!

OMG! XD

So like, WataruxMio = Worst Pairing Evar!!! Seriously, who writes that trash? WTF Everybody knows that WataruxNago = OTP! 4eva LOL :D

Wait wait wait. You thought I liked Wataru, didn't you? Maybe you did, but you were WRONG! Like, >:C wrong! Ringo-dingo-wrongo. NEway...

A lot of people are wondering what happened to me between the beginning of the series and when I was on that crazy evil binge a while ago. Well, I'll tell you. Wataru was so busy running around with all those other characters that I got neglected, left out in the cold, abandoned! It suxxed. Srlsy.


BUT, while wandering around trying to figure out what to do with myself, I met these guys. They'd been through the same sort of thing, but they came back, stronger and better than ever.

N u know how they did it? They became Riders! So obviously, I need to do the same thing. Yay! :D


Unfortunately, girl Riders are in relatively short supply these days. There's like... -1. So I'll just have to make one up. I call her...

Kamen Rider She!

Because, you know = She = Shi = Shizuka! Squeeeee! It's bwiiiiiiiilliant.

I don't know what sort of powers she'll have, but I'll figure those out in due time. First things first though, I have some WataruxNago crack fic to write...

L8R!

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Mysterious New Rider Mysterious New Rider
Full-Time Enigmatic Shadowy Figure

What do I think of m— er, Kamen Rider Saga, Hm?

Well, I'll tell you. Three words come to mind. Perfection. Awesome. And Perfection. Sums it all up, really.

I mean, has there ever been a cooler Rider in the history of forever? Didn't think so. That's how great I— I mean, he is! Yeah!

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Choko Choko
Rider Girl

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM.



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Kagami RikuKagami Riku
Head of ZECT

Ah yes. Vivaldi. Are you familiar with his works? No? Then perhaps Voltaire, or even Voltron. Very vivacious vowls, all of them. Not villains, but viciously victorious vain Vespa-vowing van-viewing vagabonds, they were.

They remind me of my son. And the rats. Both, but not at the same time. For you see, while my son, like his rat brothers, struggles to survive in a world gone mad, he had the child of Kusakawhateverhisface to help him. That guy. Without him, my son would surely have fallen, like so many rats before him. He would have fallen, but he didn't. When he tripped, when he stumbled, that old guy (you know the one, with the thing) was there to catch him. Like a rat catches cheese as it flees in the breeze, oh jeez.

Ah yes, my son. Gatack's chosen one. The God of War. The STRONGEST RIDER EVER, or so I was told. Arata, how proud of you I am. You and all those like you, rat or otherwise. Yes Araki, it is because of your bravery and dedication that the rats are free to come and go as they please. To steal and eat their cheese. To enjoy a cool summer breeze. To eat their porridge and peas. To list off all the words they know beginning with V's. To throw themselves from the cliff with ease. Just to stop the killing. For the rats, like men, have the best laid plans. They sure as hell beat out the mices'.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH!

Yes Akira, without your bravery and highly-tuned fighting skills, were would we be today? It is by your hand and the greatest in the world powerful shooting skill of victory that peace had returned to the kingdom. And dance the night away we shall. Eggnog indeed.

Speaking of Arashi reminds me of something. It involves time, and the travelling thereof. Now, we all know that Hyper Kabuto went back in time to save himself numerous times, right? And we also know that in the movie, Hyper Kabuto went back to give himself the Henshin Belt, thus fulfilling his own existence even if he then disappeared at the end. Which raises the point that if he never existed in the first place, how could he have gone back to give the belt to himself? The answer lies in the times when he saved himself: clearly, it wasn't him. By this I mean the him from the same timeline. Rather, he had to have travelled back from a future in which he hadn't been able to save himself because otherwise, why would he have gone back? So what happened, my friends, is this:

The Hyper Kabuto from the present went ahead to meet his future self. Except he found a world without his future self. A world without Hyper Kabuto. A world without rats. A world without rules, rights, rhymes, rainbows, raspberries, rafts, rhinos, rings, running, roads and rotaries. So that Hyper Kabuto went back to the present for us, but the past for him, to a point prior to when he left in the first place. He assisted the past self that used to be him, but was no longer him since he had become the future Hyper Kabuto due to the fact that he was travelling back to help a past version of himself. But he couldn't be the same anymore, because there was no future version for him, so therefore he couldn't be the Hyper Kabuto from the future, because there never was a past! So he couldn't have gone back to save his own ass, even though it never was him! As a result, a paradox was created, in which the Hyper Kabuto from Timeline A saved that of Timelines B, 4 and Red. Meanwhile, the Timeline X Hyper Kabuto teamed up with the Timeline Green Hyper Kabuto to resucue the rats from Undoogmor, Dread-Pirate Lord of the 7th World. A cruel tyrant who sought to erase ratkind from the world with an army of Demon Chairs, he was stopped by the combined might of 750. 750 of what, nobody knows, for the tome all this is recorded in was lost to the fires of time. And we forgot all of this in the first place because it was wiped from history. As far as your or I know, this is an event which never took place even though we remember it, despite it having never happened in the first place.

The moral of the story: It was by your quick-thinking Ayako that the world was saved, Godspeed, my son. Godspeed to the greater tomorrow that lies beyond the rat-infested today. And a Merry Christmas to all!

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Shin Kamen Rider Shin Kamen Rider
The True Masked Rider

Hey everybody!

So my movie's out on DVD at last, my fan base is now in the double digits, and I'm now looked upon with tolerance and respect, unlike Chiharu!

It's a good time to be alive!

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Yaguruma SôYaguruma Sô
MY LIFE IS AWESOME :D

Ha! You didn't seriously think we'd get through one of these without comments from me, did you? I am, after all, the de facto Guest Blogger. Igadevil even promised me I'll get a whole week of control next year, barring "accidents" and "only if you talk about Sigma at some point." Can do, captain!

Right, so what's the deal, you say. What happened to the moody 'ol Yaguruma of old, right? Well, I'll tell you what happened: Go-Onger happened. That's right. Not only am I THE BEST RIDER EVER, I'm now also THE BEST RANGER EVER! That's right. Next year: Ultraman, here I come!

You see, things were looking pretty bad at the end of Kabuto. Kageyama died (he got better) and the writers basically forgot I existed in the last episode. That fop Daisuke got a shout-out, but me? Nothin'.

What I did get though, was a hot sister and a talking helicopter friend! How sweet is that? Not to mention a shiny new costume and kickass... uh, whatever I have powers. Yeah! Plus I'm part of the best team ever! Well okay, the others are all kinda dumb, but hot sister! Plus Yellow whatsherface, I am all over that!

Since then, it's just been a wave of success with no signs of slowing down. Well, I guess it will once the show ends, but I'll figure out something to do with my merchandise sales. Oh yes. I bet you heard that I got a FiguArts figure recently? As did Aibô, and I gotta say, we look great! But then, we would. Cuz we're us.

So there you go. Loser no more, baby. Now I'm a winner. No more envy from this cool cat. Well, at least not until the next time I find myself sitting around in the gutter wondering where the hell the Hopper Zecters came from.

LIGHTNESS!!!

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Big Size Riders

The "Big Size Sofubi" Bapresto game machine prize figures. They're sort of underappreciated gems, cuz while they don't do a whole lot but stand there and look cool, that's just it: they stand there and look really, really cool. And sometimes, that's really all I need.

I still tend to pass on them though because they're 1) mostly new characters I already have in a smaller, easier-to-display version and 2) they keep re-releasing the same characters with minor variations. For example, they usually come out two at a time every month, and so while we're getting Kiva Dogga Form and IXA Save Mode now, soon we'll get Kiva Kiva Form and IXA Burst Mode. Except the IXA's the same one, just with a new head. And Kiva uses parts from an earlier-released Kiva Form (and there's been a few) with new arms. It's all rather confusing without some guide to follow, but long story short I tend to pass on them or just get one or two if it looks really cool (for example, I picked up a neutral-pose Climax Form Den-O for cheap.) Or if they're like the Blade-era ones, which were VERY cool.

But, earlier this year they found a way to hook me for good: release some classic Riders! Starting earlier in the spring with the original triple Riders as well as their NEXTy counterparts, I got them all, and they look great. And now we've got a few more on the way:

Big Size Sofubi Riders

October sees Stronger & Riderman released. January '09 will belong to BLACK & Skyrider (original costume), and March '09 will see the release of BLACK RX & Amazon. And hopefully more to follow.

What really sells these figures for me is that they're must better posed than most of the newer characters, who are usually fairly neutral. I mean, I've never seen a Skyrider figure in his pre-flight pose like that, so I'm excited. Of course, it's Skyrider, so I'd be excited any way you slice it.

While they're technically UFO Catcher game machine prizes (and nigh-impossible game machines at that), getting these guys at collector shops is usually easy, and HLJ tends to carry them as well.

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Old Heroes, Old Legends

Well I don't know about Toei, but as far as Bandai seems to be concerned, 2009 will be a celebration of Kamen Rider being back on TV in general, cuz they've got a lot of stuff planned covering all the Riders, from the original 1971 series up to the present.

In addition to the Legend Rider Series soft vinyl figures reported earlier, Bandai will be re-releasing the "budget" versions of the Henshin Belts from a couple years ago, starting with Rider 1's & Kuuga's.

Legend Rider Henshin Belt Series

Now called Legend Rider Henshin Belt Series, they're due out at the end of December for less than $30.

These were pretty neat toys the first time around, even if they're considerably more "toylike" than the DX versions (especially so in the Typhoon's case, where the only real DX version is the pricey 1/1-size version.) But as far as lights and sound go, these ain't half bad. Supposedly they're being slightly retooled for the re-release, so if you missed out the first time, these might be worth a pick-up. No word yet on if the DX version of Kuuga's (and his follow-ups) will ever be re-released, but you never know...

I hope they re-release the others from the original line of these, because they did V3's Double Typhoon, and I need one of those baaaaad. It'd also be cool if they did some new ones, even in the cheaper style with the big plastic lever on the top. I wouldn't mind that if it meant just getting a new Ridol or BLACK Henshin Belt, cuz I doubt the original versions of those will ever be released again.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Royal fork

Things have been quiet lately on this blog with all the real-life business I'm facing. I hope to step up the game this week though, and finally get back to watching Kamen Rider V3, among other things. Stay tuned.

Spoilers and bathtime Nago ahead.

Talk to the Hand!

Kamen Rider Kiva Episode #33: "Supersonic: Saga's Fight"

As we recap scenes from the end of last week's episode, Kivat & Tatsulot (offscreen) talk about Antonio Stradivari. Notice the shadowy person who approaches him...

Dogga pushes Pearl Shell Fangire back, but she uses her projectile attack to knock him back into human form. Riki stumbles off. Pearl reverts to Maya. Otoya watches all this, shocked. It's sort of funny to consider that he basically had no clue this whole time, and the audience practically knew Maya was a Fangire before she appeared on the show.

Saga watches as Kiva & Moose Fangire fight. A stray blast of Moose's sends some debris tumbling down at him. Saga kicks up at the large chunk about to crush him, shattering it around him. The hard-to-kill Moose ends the fight and runs.

As Kiva gives chase, Saga reverts to Taiga as his Henshin Belt's buckle flies off. It is another Kivat-type creature, the hovering Sagarc. He kinda reminds me of a wristwatch without the bands. He speaks in a weird, unintelligible language that Taiga seems to understand. As the man walks off, the big piece of debris behind him shatters again. Since, y'know, the first time wasn't enough and this is the episode to remind us that he is the STRONGEST RIDER EVER (until he gets beaten up good/the next new Rider is introduced.)

On another note, here's another made-up Rider language. Supposedly Sagarc speaks the ancient Fangire tongue. It's kind of like demented chipmunk speak, but I can't wait to get the DX belt now.

Oh, and all this happens before the opening credits!

Kiva searches for Moose Fangire, but has no luck and de-transforms. Wataru bumps into a lost-looking Mio, asking what's wrong. She starts to babble.

"I truly am a useless woman."

He is confused. She holds his hand, asking to stay by her side. He does. And they hold each other for a long, long time...

1986. Otoya talks about the Fangire with Maya, and she asks what he's going to do. Destroy her? And doesn't he wonder why she can copy him so well? Maya seems to be interested in a violin into which she can "put 100%" of her power... we get a flashback to the Black Star violin Frog Fangire coveted. Maya knows of it, but that's not enough...

We also learn that 300 years prior, Maya was an understudy of Stradivari. Wha-!? Well, that ties in with the beginning.

As Castle Dran, Kurosawa holds Taiga as Maya enters to greet the child of King & Queen. The strange flying Sagarc appears as well...

2008. Grown-up Taiga is talking with another guy who has an invention for improving humanity, involving hydro power. The guy should look familiar if you recall last week's episode. After he leaves, Kurosawa enters with Wataru. Taiga is happy to see him, and Wataru is impressed with his friend's grand company. Taiga asks if he's hungry, he will be eating with his fiancee. Wataru is surprised that Taiga has one.

Later they are in a restaurant. When Wataru goes to the bathroom, Mio enters, and sits down. Taiga mentions that he will introduce her to his important friend. He also mentions her failure to destroy a traitor. But it matters not, for he will off his support to her.

Wataru returns, and sees Mio. As they stare at each other, Taiga's words fade into the background. The sky out the window soars past them. Time seems to stop. Taiga asks what's wrong. Wataru and Mio act as if they don't know each other anymore. For all intents and puposes, they don't...

Wataru sits in the bath, unable to believe that Mio is the fiancee. Suddenly, Nago enters the bath. Kiva and Tatsulot are there too, although Nago seems not to notice them at first. Nago tries to ask Wataru about his mother. He recalls his little time-travelling adventure, and starts to put it all together. Nago then sees Kivat as he tries to introduce himself, but he was earlier knocked into the water and now starts to sink.

Wataru & Mio sit quietly. Shizuka asks if they're going on a date, but they don't respond. Sensing the awkwardness, she books it. Mio tries to explain the situation, but Wataru won't have it. Shizuka realizes what's happened, gets angry, and drags Mio out. Nago appears (in towel) to tell him not to be concerned, he's Kiva. Now isn't the time to be chasing a girl (or a girl's rear end, which is what's literally said. All class, that Nago.)

Can I also say here that while I'm not really opposed to all the bath scenes we've been getting lately... can we please have the 2009 Rider's quirky hobby be that he likes to ride his motorcycle around alone while having inner monologues? Haven't had that in a while.

Mio walks through a tunnel, and Kurosawa appears to point out that she failed in her duties, and her heart is weak with her feelings for Wataru. He decides to destroy her. But Taiga appears.

"What are you doing?"

Kurosawa doesn't think Mio has what it takes to be a Queen like Maya was. Taiga uses his power to blast him away.

"Next time, you die!"

Shadowy serpents appear behind him. Kurosawa wisely runs.

1986. In his new home (and Wataru's future one) Otoya's makin' violins. Maya stops him. She wants to make a special violin with him. She helps him carve, her hand on his. Together, they will pour their souls into it. Unseen at the stairs, Yuri watches on, heartbroken.

She wanders through the street, tears in her eyes. Nearby are wilted flowers...

Two observations here:

1) Maya & Otoya are probably making Bloody Rose.
2) It's a damn good time to be Jirô now!

2008. Megumi cries... over something very different. She sits eating spaghetti at the cafe while Wataru looks glum. Taiga enters, asking what's wrong. Nago also shows up, acting overly dramatic. Taiga realizes Wataru's love problems and asks that he not give up. However, he doesn't know all the details...

Mio and Taiga walk along, and he asks her what's troubling her as well. She expresses uncertainty at her current role, but again, leaves out the finer details (i.e. Wataru.)

"Do you best. You will be the greatest Queen."

Taiga sees the man he met from earlier... and realizes he is also a Fangire. In fact, the Tortoise Fangire which Mio failed to destroy.

"Our target is the same."

The man sees Mio, who becomes Pearl Shell Fangire 2008 edition. The man becomes Tortoise, and tries to fight back. Queen beats him easily. But again, he asks why the Fangire can't love humans. Pearl is stopped, and he runs for it. Pearl reverts to Mio. Taiga sees this, but says it's okay.

"Leave the rest to me."

Kurosawa appears in front of Tortoise, and prepares to kill him. Bloody Rose plays, and Wataru is led into action by Kivat. Moose and Tortoise fight. Wataru sees the fight and transforms.

Tortoise thrown back, but Kiva appears to fight the other Fangire. Moose is strong though, too strong. Blasts from his head send Kiva back, and appear to destroy him. But suddenly Emperor Form appears from behind, dragging the Dogga Hammer.

Kiva busts Moose up good with the massive purple weapon. Then it's Dogga Fever time. Tatsulot attaches to the end of the Dogga Hammer, and creates a ball of energy. Kiva bats this at the monster, freezing him. He then walks up and smashes Moose once and for all.

Tortoise Fangire runs, but Taiga appears. By order of the King, Tortoise is condemned to death!

He pulls off his one glove, revealing a hand with a tatoo on both sides. The mark of the King. He forms a great symbol in the air. He summons Sagarc, which attaches to his waist. He puts the Jacorder weapon in, pulls it out, and transforms into Kamen Rider Saga. He uses a Fuestle. Sagarc masks a lot of weird sounds.

Day becomes night. Jacorder goes from its whip mode to a sword-like one. Sagark kills the monster by stabbing him through. He leaps up into a massive Kiva symbol in the air. As he does, the sword reverts to a string-like whip. Saga pulls Tortoise up, as if to hang him. This attack destroys him. Saga then walks through the shattered fragments. Pretty cool, but we haven't seen him actually fight anyone yet, which leads me to believe that Kiva might lay him out in one punch.

There's another quick preview for the upcoming third Den-O movie at the end of the episode. However, there was a better, long one on another TV show earlier the same day, and you can see it here!

NEXT TIME: Wataru's world continues to crumble as old ghosts come back to haunt him. Mio finds an eyepatch-wearing Maya in a cave, and Nago wears the sparkliest jacket that ever sparkled.

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